TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of December 8 - 14, 2019
Sunday, December 8
6:00 AM to 6:35 AM The Golden Girls: Empty Nests
6:35 AM to 7:10 AM The Golden Girls: The Stan Who Came to Dinner
7:10 AM to 7:45 AM The Golden Girls: The Actor
7:45 AM to 8:20 AM The Golden Girls: Before and After
8:20 AM to 8:55 AM The Golden Girls: And Then There Was One
8:55 AM to 9:30 AM The Golden Girls: Bedtime Story
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM The Golden Girls: Forgive Me, Father
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM The Golden Girls: Long Day’s Journey Into Marinara
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM The Golden Girls: Whose Face Is This, Anyway?
11:00 AM to 11:30 AM The Golden Girls: Dorothy’s Prized Pupil
11:30 AM to 12:00 PM The Golden Girls: Diamond in the Rough
12:00 PM to 12:30 PM The Golden Girls: Son-In-Law Dearest
12:30 PM to 1:00 PM The Golden Girls: To Catch a Neighbor
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM The Golden Girls: A Piece of Cake
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM The Golden Girls: Old Friends
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM The Golden Girls: One for the Money
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM The Golden Girls: Bringing Up Baby
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM The Golden Girls: The Housekeeper
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM The Golden Girls: Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Golden Girls: ’Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Golden Girls: Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ball
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: All I Want for Christmas
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Toaster
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Christmas Picture
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Christmas Present
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Season’s Greetings
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Thought That Counts
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Jazz Records
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM The King of Queens: Noel Cowards
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM The King of Queens: Net Prophets
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM The King of Queens: Better Camera
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM The King of Queens: Ovary Action
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM Two and a Half Men: Santa’s Village of the Damned
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Walnuts and Demerol
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Warning, It’s Dirty
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Give Santa a Tail-Hole
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Mentalo Case
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Santa Claustrophobia
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM The King of Queens: Silent Mite
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM The King of Queens: Baker’s Doesn’t
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The Goldbergs: A Christmas Story
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The Goldbergs: Han Ukkah Solo
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The Goldbergs: We Didn’t Start the Fire
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM Roseanne: Santa Claus
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM Roseanne: No Place Like Home for the Holidays
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: It’s Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
Monday, December 9
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Throw away your makeup and discover Hollywood’s fountain of youth!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Return of Malcolm Merriweather
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Rumor
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Back to Nature
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: Elizabeth, My Love
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Railroad
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Miracle Man
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Waco
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Lobo
4:00 PM to 4:36 PM M*A*S*H: No Laughing Matter
4:36 PM to 5:12 PM M*A*S*H: Oh, How We Danced
5:12 PM to 5:48 PM M*A*S*H: Bottoms Up
5:48 PM to 6:24 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Gomer Pyle USMC
6:24 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Loves Helen
7:00 PM to 7:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Family Visit
7:35 PM to 8:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee’s Romance
8:10 PM to 8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra at the Lodge
8:45 PM to 9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Slave
9:20 PM to 9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Whose Side Are You On?
9:55 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: No Orleans
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Missing Links
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Hero Worship
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Screwed Driver
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: The 9:04 From Pemberton
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Lateness
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Party Dress
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The Goldbergs: The Goldberg Girls
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The Goldbergs: Dinner With the Goldbergs
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Mission: Impossible
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: What About Barb?
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Crash
Tuesday, December 10
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Throw away your makeup and discover Hollywood’s fountain of youth!
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Oxygen Therapy Innovation
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney’s Bloodhound
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Man in the Middle
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney’s Uniform
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: Sam Hill
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Johnny Cross
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Money Store
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Twisted Heritage
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Time of the Jackals
4:00 PM to 4:36 PM M*A*S*H: The Red/White Blues
4:36 PM to 5:12 PM M*A*S*H: Bless You, Hawkeye
5:12 PM to 5:48 PM M*A*S*H: Blood Brothers
5:48 PM to 6:24 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Fortune
6:24 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor
7:00 PM to 7:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Pageant
7:35 PM to 8:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Otis Sues the County
8:10 PM to 8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Security
8:45 PM to 9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ingrate
9:20 PM to 9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Crazy Chin
9:55 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Bazinga! That’s From a TV Show
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Another Night With Neil Diamond
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Ovary Action
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Lush Life
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Bun Dummy
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Patrons Ain’t
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: My Bodacious Vidalia
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Christmas Picture
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Nice Talk
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The Goldbergs: The Hooters
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The Goldbergs: Hail Barry
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Ritchie Scores
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Endless Shrimp, Endless Night
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Let Him Eat Cake
Wednesday, December 11
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Throw away your makeup and discover Hollywood’s fountain of youth!
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Lung Cancer From Asbestos?
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Fife, Realtor
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Takes a Car Apart
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Rehabilitation of Otis
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: The Smiler
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Mannon
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Goldtown
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Mark of Cain
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Reprisal
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM M*A*S*H: The Foresight Saga
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM M*A*S*H: The Life You Save
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM M*A*S*H: That’s Show Biz
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM M*A*S*H: That’s Show Biz
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Lucky Letter
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober and the Art of Love
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Runs for Sheriff
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: If I Had a Quarter-Million
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Blabbermouths
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Model
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Mentor
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Golf for It
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Nangnangnangnang
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Two Thirty
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Shrink Wrap
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Arthur, Spooner
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Window Pain
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: This Unblessed Biscuit
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Home
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Not So Fast
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The Goldbergs: Adam Spielberg
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The Goldbergs: The Scrunchie Rule
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Sleepless in Mar Vista
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Undercover Brother
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Strange Bedfellows
Thursday, December 12
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Smiley Healthy, with ClearChoice Dental Implant Centers
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Oxygen Therapy Innovation
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: TV or Not TV
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Guest in the House
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Newspaper
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: Springtime
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Long Night
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Night Riders
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Intruder
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Good Samaritans
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM M*A*S*H: Identity Crisis
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM M*A*S*H: Rumor at the Top
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM M*A*S*H: Give ’Em Hell, Hawkeye
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM M*A*S*H: Wheelers and Dealers
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee’s Invisible Beau
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Arrest of the Fun Girls
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Luck of Newton Monroe
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Flunks Arithmetic
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Angry Sex
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: P.T. & A
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ally’s F
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Boys’ Therapy
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Holy Mackerel
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Kirbed Enthusiasm
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Mammary Lane
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Business Affairs
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Christmas Present
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: A Job for Robert
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The Goldbergs: Colors
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The Goldbergs: MTV Spring Break
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Real Thing
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Faith Off
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: My Big Fat Sober Wedding
Friday, December 13
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Larry King Special Report
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Paid Program
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Have Thinning Hair? Keranique Can Help Regrow Beautiful, Thicker Hair!
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and the Carnival
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Banjo-Playing Deputy
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Job
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy’s Rival
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM Bonanza: The Honor of Cochise
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Prisoner
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Exodus 21:22
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Devil’s Outpost
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Stryker
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM M*A*S*H: Communication Breakdown
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM M*A*S*H: Snap Judgement
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM M*A*S*H: Snappier Judgement
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM M*A*S*H: ’Twas the Day After Christmas
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The New Housekeeper
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Guitar Player
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie Comes to Town
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Irresistible Andy
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: A Date for Peter
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Favors
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Faux Pas
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Tasteless Frank
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Tazed in the Lady Nuts
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Flame Resistant
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Flash Photography
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Connect Four
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Mentalo Case
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Bite Me, Supreme Court
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Sister-in-Law
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Season’s Greetings
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The Goldbergs: Flashy Little Flashdancer
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The Goldbergs: The Opportunity of a Lifetime
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM Roseanne: Isn’t It Romantic?
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM Roseanne: Altar Egos
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM Roseanne: Nine Is Enough
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM Roseanne: Two for One
Saturday, December 14
6:00 AM to 6:35 AM Roseanne: Snoop Davey Dave
6:35 AM to 7:10 AM Roseanne: Girl Talk
7:10 AM to 7:45 AM Roseanne: Sleeper
7:45 AM to 8:20 AM Roseanne: Follow the Son
8:20 AM to 8:55 AM Roseanne: Punch and Jimmy
8:55 AM to 9:30 AM Roseanne: White Men Can’t Kiss
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM Roseanne: Maybe Baby
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM Roseanne: The Parenting Trap
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM Roseanne: Rear Window
11:00 AM to 11:30 AM Roseanne: My Name Is Bev
11:30 AM to 12:00 PM Roseanne: Bed and Bored
12:00 PM to 12:30 PM Roseanne: Sisters
12:30 PM to 1:00 PM Roseanne: Lost Youth
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM Roseanne: Single Married Female
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM Roseanne: Husbands and Wives
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM Roseanne: Happy Trailers
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM Roseanne: The Blaming of the Shrew
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Warning, It’s Dirty
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Tight’s Good
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Kinda Like Necrophilia
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Meander to Your Dander
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: The Soil Is Moist
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Winky-Dink Time
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Rough Night in Hump Junction
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Look at Me, Mommy, I’m Pretty
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Fish in a Drawer
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: If My Hole Could Talk
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Waiting for the Right Snapper
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Santa’s Village of the Damned
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Taterhead Is Our Love Child
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM Two and a Half Men: Pie Hole, Herb
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men: A Jock Strap in Hell
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM Two and a Half Men: It’s Always Nazi Week
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Best H.O. Money Can Buy
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Pinocchio’s Mouth
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men: The Mooch at the Boo
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Friends
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Frasier
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Big Bang
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Popular
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Traffic