TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of October 13 - 19, 2019
Sunday, October 13
6:00 AM to 6:35 AM The Golden Girls: Love, Rose?
6:35 AM to 7:10 AM The Golden Girls: Sisters
7:10 AM to 7:45 AM The Golden Girls: The Stan Who Came to Dinner
7:45 AM to 8:20 AM The Golden Girls: The Actor
8:20 AM to 8:55 AM The Golden Girls: Before and After
8:55 AM to 9:30 AM The Golden Girls: And Then There Was One
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM The Golden Girls: Bedtime Story
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM The Golden Girls: Forgive Me, Father
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM The Golden Girls: Long Day’s Journey Into Marinara
11:00 AM to 11:30 AM The Golden Girls: Whose Face Is This, Anyway?
11:30 AM to 12:00 PM The Golden Girls: Dorothy’s Prized Pupil
12:00 PM to 12:30 PM The Golden Girls: Dorothy’s Prized Pupil
12:30 PM to 1:00 PM The Golden Girls: Son-In-Law Dearest
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM The Golden Girls: To Catch a Neighbor
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM The Golden Girls: A Piece of Cake
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM The Golden Girls: Old Friends
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM The Golden Girls: One for the Money
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM The Golden Girls: Bringing Up Baby
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM The Golden Girls: The Housekeeper
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Golden Girls: Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Golden Girls: Letter to Gorbachev
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The King of Queens: Van, Go
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The King of Queens: Ice Cubed
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The King of Queens: Catching Hell
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The King of Queens: Slippery Slope
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The King of Queens: Buy Curious
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The King of Queens: Vocal Discord
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM The King of Queens: Consummate Professional
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM The King of Queens: Like Hell
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM The King of Queens: Sandwiched Out
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM The King of Queens: Shear Torture
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Oontz Oontz Oontz
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Alan Shot a Little Girl
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM Two and a Half Men: Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Here I Come, Pants!
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM Two and a Half Men: For Whom the Booty Calls
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Inn Escapable
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Move Doubt
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM The King of Queens: G’Night, Stalker
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM The King of Queens: Raygin’ Bulls
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The Goldbergs: Major League’d
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The Goldbergs: There Can Be Only One Highlander Club
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The Goldbergs: Our Perfect Strangers
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The Goldbergs: The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The Goldbergs: 8-Bit Goldbergs
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The Goldbergs: This Is This Is Spinal Tap
Monday, October 14
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Identity theft: learn about it and how to get LifeLock protection
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Introducing Crepe Erase Advanced Formula!
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Medicare Plans
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Hobo Friend
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Crime-Free Mayberry
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Perfect Female
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: San Francisco
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Drago
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Bullet
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Bullet
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Bullet
4:00 PM to 4:36 PM M*A*S*H: Welcome to Korea
4:36 PM to 5:12 PM M*A*S*H: Welcome to Korea
5:12 PM to 5:48 PM M*A*S*H: Change of Command
5:48 PM to 6:24 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee’s Brief Encounter
6:24 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Clubmen
7:00 PM to 7:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Pickle Story
7:35 PM to 8:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Sheriff Barney
8:10 PM to 8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Traffic School
8:45 PM to 9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Six Feet Under
9:20 PM to 9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Garage Sale
9:55 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Boompa Loved His Hookers
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Don’t Give a Monkey a Gun
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Fresh Brood
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Gambling N’Diction
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Apartment Complex
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Buggie Nights
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Of Course He’s Dead -- Part One
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Of Course He’s Dead -- Part Two
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Wedding
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Wedding
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The Goldbergs: I Lost on Jeopardy!
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The Goldbergs: Mom Trumps Willow
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Subway, Somehow
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Up in the Airport
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The Golden Girls: Strange Bedfellows
Tuesday, October 15
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Identity theft: learn about it and how to get LifeLock protection
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Stay Healthy. Sleep Easy. Clean your dirty CPAP easily with SoClean
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM The skin you want is just beneath the skin you see
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM New BISSELL CrossWave is Now Cordless
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Stay Healthy. Sleep Easy. Clean your dirty CPAP easily with SoClean
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Farmer Takes a Wife
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Keeper of the Flame
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Bailey’s Bad Boy
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: Bitter Water
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: P.S.: Murry Christmas
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: No Tomorrow
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Hidalgo
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Tara
4:00 PM to 4:36 PM M*A*S*H: It Happened One Night
4:36 PM to 5:12 PM M*A*S*H: The Late Captain Pierce
5:12 PM to 5:48 PM M*A*S*H: Hey, Doc
5:48 PM to 6:24 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Manicurist
6:24 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Jinx
7:00 PM to 7:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Jailbreak
7:35 PM to 8:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Medal for Opie
8:10 PM to 8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Invasion
8:45 PM to 9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Driving Frank
9:20 PM to 9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sitter
9:55 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Pilot
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Big Flappy Bastards
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Knee Jerk
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Present Tense
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Sold-Y Locks
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Emotional Rollercoaster
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: If I Can’t Write My Chocolate Song, I’m Going to Take a Nap
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Getting Even
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Visit
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The Goldbergs: Breakin’
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The Goldbergs: The Circle of Driving
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Revenge Makeover
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: I Love What You Do for Me
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The Golden Girls: Brotherly Love
Wednesday, October 16
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Organic Whole Food Nutrition, delivered right to your door!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Yoga Retreat!
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Identity theft: learn about it and how to get LifeLock protection
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Try Total Gym Risk Free
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM New BISSELL CrossWave is Now Cordless
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Choir
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Guest of Honor
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Merchant of Mayberry
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: Feet of Clay
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: One for the Road
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Predators
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Yankton
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Blindman’s Bluff
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM M*A*S*H: The Bus
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM M*A*S*H: Dear Mildred
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM M*A*S*H: The Kids
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM M*A*S*H: Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Warden
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The County Nurse
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Barney in the Big City
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Moving Out
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Article
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Lone Barone
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Apartment
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Four Play
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Hartford Wailer
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Fight Schlub
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Acting Out
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: If They Do Go Either Way, They’re Usually Fake
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ping Pong
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pants on Fire
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The Goldbergs: Daddy Daughter Day
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The Goldbergs: Mini Murray
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Scream
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Get Smarter
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The Golden Girls: A Visit From Little Sven
Thursday, October 17
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM New BISSELL CrossWave is Now Cordless
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Oxygen Therapy Innovation
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Maintain Your Health
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Cindy Crawford and Ellen Pompeo share secrets
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Medicare Plans
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Three’s a Crowd
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Bookie Barber
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy on Trial
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: Dark Star
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Alias Festus Haggin
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Wedding
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The River
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: The River
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM M*A*S*H: Dear Peggy
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM M*A*S*H: Of Moose and Men
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM M*A*S*H: Soldier of the Month
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM M*A*S*H: The Gun
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Cousin Virgil
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Deputy Otis
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mr. McBeevee
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy’s Rich Girlfriend
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert’s Date
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank’s Tribute
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Cruising With Marie
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray Home Alone
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Phase One, Complete
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Mama Cast
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Affair Trade
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Moxie Moron
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Major Disturbance
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Camel Filters and Pheremones
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Sarah Like Puny Alan
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Big Shots
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Move Over
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The Goldbergs: Why’re You Hitting Yourself?
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The Goldbergs: The Ring
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Pilot
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Supertramp
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The Golden Girls: The Audit
Friday, October 18
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Larry King Special Report
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Yoga Retreat!
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Car Repair Secrets!
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the New Mayor
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie -- Bachelors
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Cow Thief
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: Death at Dawn
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Bohannan
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Judgement
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Drummer
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Sarah
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM M*A*S*H: Mail Call Again
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM M*A*S*H: The Price of Tomato Juice
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM M*A*S*H: Dear Ma
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM M*A*S*H: Der Tag
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Mends a Broken Heart
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Lawman Barney
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Mayberry Band
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Floyd, the Gay Deceiver
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Getaway
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Working Girl
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Be Nice
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Dancing With Debra
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: That Was Saliva, Alan
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Brace Yourself
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Home Cheapo
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Offensive Fowl
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Mild Bunch
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: I Can’t Afford Hyenas
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Halloween Candy
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert Moves Back
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The Goldbergs: Call Me When You Get There
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The Goldbergs: The Kremps
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM Roseanne: Life and Stuff
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM Roseanne: We’re in the Money
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM Roseanne: D-I-V-O-R-C-E
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM Roseanne: Language Lessons
Saturday, October 19
6:00 AM to 6:35 AM Roseanne: Radio Days
6:35 AM to 7:10 AM Roseanne: Lovers’ Lane
7:10 AM to 7:45 AM Roseanne: The Memory Game
7:45 AM to 8:20 AM Roseanne: Here’s to Good Friends
8:20 AM to 8:55 AM Roseanne: Dan’s Birthday Bash
8:55 AM to 9:30 AM Roseanne: Saturday
9:30 AM to 10:05 AM Roseanne: Canoga Time
10:05 AM to 10:40 AM Roseanne: The Monday Thru Friday Show
10:40 AM to 11:15 AM Roseanne: Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
11:15 AM to 11:50 AM Roseanne: Father’s Day
11:50 AM to 12:25 PM Roseanne: Nightmare on Oak Street
12:25 PM to 1:00 PM Roseanne: Mall Story
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM Roseanne: Becky’s Choice
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM Roseanne: The Slice of Life
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM Roseanne: Workin’ Overtime
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM Roseanne: Toto, We’re Not in Kansas Anymore
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men: An Old Flame With a New Wick
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don’t Remember You
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men: No Sniffing, No Wowing
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Just Like Buffalo
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Can You Feel My Finger?
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Back Off Mary Poppins
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: A Bag Full of Jawea
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Go Get Mommy’s Bra
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Bad News From the Clinic
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Yes, Monsignor
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM Two and a Half Men: The Salmon Under My Sweater
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men: A Lungful of Alan
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Smell the Umbrella Stand
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Open Water
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: I’ll Show You Mine
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Other F Word
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Long Day’s Journey Into Stan
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Teach Your Children Well