TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of May 19 - 25, 2024
Sunday, May 19
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Old Maid of Honor
6:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Love: A Cautionary Tale
7:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Bahamian Rhapsody
7:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Burning Love
8:00 AM The Golden Girls: The Auction
8:30 AM The Golden Girls: Blind Date
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: Impotence of Being Ernest
9:30 AM The Golden Girls: Love Me Tender
10:00 AM The Golden Girls: Valentine's Day
10:30 AM The Golden Girls: You Gotta Have Hope
11:00 AM The Golden Girls: Fiddler on the Ropes
11:30 AM The Golden Girls: 'Till Death Do Us Volley
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: High Anxiety
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: Little Sister
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: First Date
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: First Kiss
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's Not Ready
2:45 PM Mike & Molly: Carl Is Jealous
3:15 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's Apartment
3:50 PM Mike & Molly: After the Lovin'
4:25 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Snores
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's New Boots
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Molly Gets a Hat
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Carl Gets a Girl
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: First Christmas
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Goes to the Opera
7:30 PM Mike & Molly: Molly Makes Soup
8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Hi, Mr. Horned One
8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: That Voodoo That I Do Do
9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Madame and Her Special Friend
10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Santa's Village of the Damned
10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: That Special Tug
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Wife
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Raincoats
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Raincoats
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Fire
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Hamptons
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Opposite
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Chaperone
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Big Salad
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pledge Drive
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Chinese Woman
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Couch
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Gymnast
5:00 AM Seinfeld: The Soup
5:30 AM Seinfeld: The Mom and Pop Store
Monday, May 20
6:00 AM Get Fit with Total Gym, Risk Free
6:30 AM Who Stole My Life?
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Steps Up in Class
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard's Main Event
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Juror
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Tape Recorder
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Wheelers and Dealers
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Communication Breakdown
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Snap Judgement
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Snappier Judgement
11:00 AM Bonanza: The Hostage
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Lyle's Kid
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Hide Cutters
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Zavala
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Uncle Finney
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Darlings Are Coming
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's English Valet
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's First Car
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Rivals
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Wife for Andy
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Dogs, Dogs, Dogs
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Mia Famiglia
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie's Meatballs
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Checkbook
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ride-Along
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Family Bed
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Good Girls
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: T-Ball
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Brace Yourself
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Home Cheapo
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Offensive Fowl
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Mild Bunch
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Manhattan Project
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Single Spaced
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Secretary
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Race
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Switch
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Scofflaw
4:00 AM Mom: A Small Nervous Breakdown and a Misplaced Fork
4:30 AM Mom: Loathing and Tube Socks
5:00 AM Mom: Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag
5:30 AM Mom: Abstinence and Pudding
Tuesday, May 21
6:00 AM House Stealing - The Latest Cyberthreat and How To Protect Your Home
6:30 AM Get Fit with Total Gym, Risk Free
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Group
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee and the Lecturer
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Investment
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard and Millie
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: 'Twas the Day After Christmas
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Follies of the Living, Concerns of the Dead
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: The Birthday Girls
10:45 AM Bonanza: The Wild One
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Slocum
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: O'Quillian
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: 9:12 to Dodge
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Abelia
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mountain Wedding
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Big House
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie the Birdman
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Haunted House
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Traffic School
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Six Feet Under
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Garage Sale
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Wedding
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Wedding
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Invasion
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Driving Frank
11:05 PM The King of Queens: China Syndrome
11:40 PM The King of Queens: China Syndrome
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Pilot
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Fat City
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Cello, Goodbye
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Beard
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Kiss Hello
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Doorman
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Jimmy
4:00 AM Mom: Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast
4:30 AM Mom: Big Sur and Strawberry Lube
5:00 AM Mom: Zombies and Cobb Salad
5:30 AM Mom: Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges
Wednesday, May 22
6:00 AM Get Fit with Total Gym, Risk Free
6:30 AM Car Repair Secrets!
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Cousin
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Suppose Andy Gets Sick
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard's New Life
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober the Executive
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Blood and Guts
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: A Holy Mess
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: The Tooth Shall Set You Free
10:45 AM Bonanza: Thanks for Everything, Friend
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: The Railroad
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Miracle Man
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Waco
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Lobo
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Sermon for Today
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Gomer the House Guest
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Black Day for Mayberry
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Up in Barney's Room
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sitter
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Getting Even
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Visit
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Halloween Candy
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Moving Out
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Article
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Lone Barone
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Richie's Song
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Paternal Affairs
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Head First
12:30 AM The King of Queens: The Rock
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Educating Doug
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Road Rayge
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Doodle
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Fusilli Jerry
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Diplomats Club
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Face Painter
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Mole
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: For Love or Money
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Dr. Little Man
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Curious Case of Britney B
Thursday, May 23
6:00 AM Relief from Inflammation
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Mayberry Chef
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Emmett's Brother-in-Law
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Drugstore Job
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Church Benefactors
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Pressure Points
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Where There's a Will, There's a War
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Promotion Commotion
10:45 AM Bonanza: Logan's Treasures
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Johnny Cross
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Money Store
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Twisted Heritage
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Time of the Jackals
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Date for Gomer
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Citizen's Arrest
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and His Merry Men
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Cave Rescue
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie's Pal
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Crusader
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: No Fat
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Apartment
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Toaster
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ping Pong
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pants on Fire
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Date
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank's Tribute
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Supermarket Story
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Noel Cowards
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Fixer Upper
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Best Man
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Dog Days
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Crappy Birthday
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Understudy
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Engagement
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Postponement
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Maestro
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Nuts
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: I Love Woo, I Hate You
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
Friday, May 24
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Hosts a Summit Meeting
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Goes to the Auto Show
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Big Moment
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Helen's Past
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Heroes
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Sons and Bowlers
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Picture This
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: That Darn Kid
11:00 AM Bonanza: The Scapegoat
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Mannon
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Goldtown
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Mark of Cain
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Reprisal
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's Sidecar
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: My Fair Ernest T. Bass
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Prisoner of Love
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Hot Rod Otis
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Song Festers
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Shoplifters
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Cruising With Marie
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray Home Alone
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Big Shots
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Move Over
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Getaway
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Working Girl
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Be Nice
11:00 PM The King of Queens: S'ain't Valentine's
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Court Date
12:00 AM The King of Queens: White Collar
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Rayny Day
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Train Wreck
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Hungry Man
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Wink
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Hot Tub
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Soup Nazi
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Secret Code
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Whale of a Tale
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Truth or Dare
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Family Unfair
Saturday, May 25
6:00 AM Roseanne: Of Ice and Men
6:35 AM Roseanne: No Place Like Home for the Holidays
7:10 AM Roseanne: Crime and Punishment
7:50 AM Roseanne: War and Peace
8:25 AM Roseanne: Lanford Daze
9:00 AM Roseanne: Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home
9:35 AM Roseanne: First Cousin, Twice Removed
10:10 AM Roseanne: Lose a Job, Winnebago
10:50 AM Roseanne: It's a Boy!
11:25 AM Roseanne: It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
12:00 PM Roseanne: Playing With Matches
12:30 PM Roseanne: Promises, Promises
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: First Valentine's Day
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's Feet
2:45 PM Mike & Molly: Peggy Shaves Her Legs
3:15 PM Mike & Molly: Opening Day
3:50 PM Mike & Molly: Samuel Gets Fired
4:25 PM Mike & Molly: Cigar Talk
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Victoria's Birthday
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Peggy's New Beau
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Goin' Fishin'
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: Dennis' Birthday
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mike in the House
7:35 PM Mike & Molly: '57 Chevy Bel Air
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Dancing With Debra
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert Moves Back
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: How They Met
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Boob Job
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Can Opener
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Pool Guy
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Sponge
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Gum
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Rye
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Caddy
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Seven
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Cadillac
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Cadillac
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Shower Head
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Doll
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Friars Club
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Wig Master
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Sweet Charity
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Subway, Somehow